youre lurking in front of me
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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