The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Dear god my vagina.
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