Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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