how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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