i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
