I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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