Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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