I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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