dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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