Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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