Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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