do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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