do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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