Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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