Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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