In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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