so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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