Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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