When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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