Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Is Oprah even human
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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