butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
wakey wakey hands off snakey
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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