Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We are two peas in an std pod
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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