You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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