Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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