5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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