dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
