Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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