That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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