Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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