: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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