I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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