Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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