dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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