Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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