What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
