i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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