why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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