I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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