what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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