The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
that's an acceptable place to lick
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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