Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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