But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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