Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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