Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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