did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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