everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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