You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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