Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
