Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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