Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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