how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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