So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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