every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You need a sexual gate keeper
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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